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1. I wasn`t even going for broke. But I got it!
   
2. Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
   
3. This complimentary lemonade at the doctor`s office tastes funny.
   
4. All bad decisions are ultimately made using the same piece of resounding logic: “Screw it.”
   
5. Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
   
6. Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
   
7. My wife hasnt stopped looking through the window since it started raining. If it gets worse, I might have to let her back in...
   
8. My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
   
9. i wonder if fish get thirsty .
   
10. Whenever someone says to me “Things could be worse” I punch them in the face and say “Like that?”
    
11. There are only two types of honest people in this world.....small children and drunk people.
    
12. If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
    
13. I`d love to drown my problems... I just can`t get my spouse to go swimming!
    
14. You know that button in the elevator with the fireman´s hat on it... turns out that is not the button you press to get a fireman´s hat.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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