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1. Reasons to get out of bed: Food.
   
2. What is the difference between a trapeze artist and a supermodel?. The trapeze artist has a cunning stunt.
   
3. Was sitting, doing nothing. Then I realized I could be sitting and doing nothing on Facebook. So here I am.
   
4. Whoever is bringing me the 3 dozen donuts each morning, thank you. But could you just leave them on my desk and not in the break room?
   
5. Nothing says "I dont take you seriously" like your dog wagging his tail when you`re yelling at him.
   
6. Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower.
   
7. my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
   
8. If you smoke after sex, you`re doing it to fast.
   
9. A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice!
   
10. Was wondering...when you have a mandatory meeting at work, why do the presenters always thank you for being there?
    
11. Fitness? More like fitness whole cheesecake in my mouth.
    
12. In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds ... How is that person still alive?
    
13. Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
    
14. Roger that command center, we have arrived at our destination and will commence countdown..............Sir this is McDonalds how may I help you
    
    
    
    
    
    

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