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1. I`m a really nice guy before you get to know me.
   
2. Some women need to realize that showing cleavage doesn`t fix your face.
   
3. I`ve heard of women that aren`t crazy ... but I`ve also heard of unicorns, so whatever...
   
4. God, grant me the serenity to accept the people I can not change.
   
5. My business card is just a label I peeled off a beer bottle.
   
6. Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns ... It`s a play on words.
   
7. Nice try "Private Caller", but I wont`t answer even if I know you.
   
8. Never hire a color blind Bomb Technician.
   
9. If someone doesn`t return your texts, relax and remember they`re probably just busy not liking you.
   
10. Happy Fourth of July!! Or as the rest of the world likes to call it, Friday.
    
11. I bet you can`t keep the funny and not funny the same number.
    
12. Whoever decided to color underpants white was an idiot.
    
13. Everyone sends text like "good morning sunshine", so I texted "good morning solar eclipse" ... Yeah, don`t do that.
    
14. U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. how many fish do you have?? stop counting smart one fish can`t drown
    
    
    
    
    
    

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