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1. I like to sit outside on campus at night in my 1940s clothes and when people say things to me, I say "You can see me?"
   
2. The human soul weights 1.2 lbs. I know this because I weighed myself before and after I got to work.
   
3. I can`t wait for a empty Christmas wrapping paper tube to bonk someone over the head with!
   
4. A “buttload” of underwear would be exactly one pair.
   
5. Boy if these walls could talk I`d be like "HOLY SH!T TALKING WALLS"
   
6. You know what’s worse than slow internet? NOTHING.
   
7. "Polar bears can`t jump." - Black bears
   
8. I relate to Game of Thrones because much like my own life, I have no idea what`s going on and there`s a lot of wine drinking.
   
9. If a door closes in your life...kick that f*cking thing open and continue to pursue your dreams.
   
10. My mother said, "You won`t amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said, "Oh ya.....Just you wait."
    
11. Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there’s an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien.
    
12. I saw Tom Hanks and asked for his autograph. He abbreviated it, and it just said "Thanks"
    
13. R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)
    
14. I put the PRO in inappropriate!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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