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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. The guy below me obviously doesn`t know that R2-D2 is in movies, not television
  2. Political debates are great if you want to watch idiots talk to us like idiots to prove that the idiot next to them is a bigger idiot.
  3. She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity.
  4. So I didn`t want to wake up this morning and go to work. It`s not that I don`t like my job, it`s just that I like being lazy more.
  5. The Internet: An electronic version of, "Now, why did I walk into this room?"
  6. Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99.
  7. Send a man to the store to get 5 items, he will come home with 4. Send a woman to the store to get 5 items she will come home with 54. Its science.
  8. That moment when you think you know somebody then they pull out an entirely new bag of stupid.
  9. I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
  10. "There is a policeman in here and he will ARREST YOU." Things I say to my kids when we`re in public.
  11. First, Ray Rice. Now, Adrian Peterson. The prison football league is going to be off the chain this year.
  12. Shot my first turkey today...scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!
  13. Some days are better than others. And those days always involve alcohol.
  14. The best part of an argument is the make up sex...unless you`re fighting with your brother.




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