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Wednesday January 15, 2025


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  1. I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
  2. If running away from my problems counts as exercise then yes, I work out a lot.
  3. If I ignored you any harder, we`d be married.
  4. If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
  5. Don’t underestimate my ability to be hungry.
  6. I was playing catch phrase with my family and the phrase I got was `pearl necklace` .. And then I ruined family time...
  7. Today please just pretend I wrote something hilarious, click like, and move on down the news feed.
  8. I hope these environmentally friendly toilets save at least 3x the water because that’s how many times I need to flush.
  9. Every have one of those moments where you look at yourself in the mirror and think "Damn if I weren`t me, I`d totally hit that."
  10. When I say “wow, that’s crazy”, 99 percent of the time, it means I haven’t been listening to a word of your conversation.
  11. Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
  12. Just once I`d like to see a stripper do the "Carlton" on stage.
  13. "Iyam A. Wii Todd" <-- Bet you can say that name out loud, in a crowded place, and really fast!
  14. Being an adult is mostly just wondering if the stuff in the dishwasher is dirty or clean while eating soup out of a sand castle bucket.




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