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1. I look forward to the day that cell phone technology finally catches up with technology in digital watches and they release a model that is water resistant up to 100 meters.
   
2. I`m just here until I can make day drinking a full time job
   
3. 2 cops walk into a bar… I don’t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
   
4. If you take bites out of string cheese rather than rip strings off , you don`t f*cking deserve string cheese.
   
5. I have cat-like reflexes. If I hear a loud noise, I keep napping.
   
6. Candy canes are the perfect treat. They are minty & put you into the holiday spirit & can easily be fashioned into a shank.
   
7. Women seem to want security. At least that`s what they yell whenever I approach them.
   
8. People who make really bad decisions are always like "I have the worst luck"
   
9. How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket.
   
10. Sometime you have to hand it to short people ... because they can`t reach.
    
11. I didn`t have access to Facebook for the past few hours. Finally graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 17 books and showered.
    
12. Everyone is beautiful in their own way, your way just happens to be in the dark.
    
13. What`s Forrest Gump`s password? 1forest1
    
14. Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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