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1. Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
   
2. I was thinking earlier, thats all, just wanted everyone to know that it does happen from time to time........
   
3. Practice safe text – use commas and never miss a period.
   
4. One would have to assume that Amish chicks carve their own sex toys.
   
5. Alcohol. Because who really wants to remember last night?
   
6. I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
   
7. Just noticed there`s no comma in "Bed Bath & Beyond" and honestly, a bed bath would solve a lot of my problems.
   
8. Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great,I know this is too much for u,so here is a shortcut-Just think about me
   
9. Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.
   
10. When I asked if you had protection, pepper spray isn’t what I meant.
    
11. What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problem 99% demons.
    
12. So, you`re telling me that the Grammys aren`t cute little bags of cocaine?
    
13. My coworkers are looking at me like they`ve never seen anyone tailgate before work.
    
14. Does this floor I’m laying on make me look unmotivated?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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