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1. When people said they sleep like a baby, it`s because they do not have one.
   
2. I was about to read the story below. But it was too long.
   
3. Unsettling sounds #23 - Ice-cream van after dark
   
4. I woke up this morning with a glass of water on my bedside table with a note saying “for hungover me” I drank it and it was vodka. Drunk me can be such an asshole!
   
5. The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
   
6. When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
   
7. Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
   
8. At this age, I drive everything like I stole it because sometimes I forget which car is mine.
   
9. I did not mean to hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I just figured you already knew.
   
10. Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
    
11. Smoke a joint before hitting a buffet to really get your money`s worth...Just saying.
    
12. How come people who think they know everything never seem to know when to shut up?
    
13. My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
    
14. If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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