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1. Truthfully officer, I wouldn`t have pulled over, if I known all you were gonna do is complain about my driving.
   
2. All my childhood invisible friends are probably doctors and lawyers now.
   
3. Girl: I am not having having s@x with guys at the moment. Boy:I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue
   
4. !f yhu T@k yk d!$, then dont talk to me.
   
5. I never thought I’d be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise. I was right.
   
6. The Never Ending Story should`ve been a movie about a phone call from my Mother
   
7. It`s a beautiful day. I think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit
   
8. Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
   
9. I suffer from premature procrastination. It’s when you procrastinate before even receiving a task.
   
10. Instead of laughing my a$$ off, I`m going to start laughing my stomach off. I`d rather lose that.
    
11. If you hold a 40oz bottle to your ear you can hear the ghetto.
    
12. You know what’s easy? ... Opening another beer
    
13. We didn`t take a video recording of our child`s birth but we have some awesome video of his conception.
    
14. Trying to master the art of eating a powdered donut without looking like I just left Charlie Sheen`s house.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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