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Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.
I couldn`t find the word `Disappear` in the dictionary. Strange!
After 20 yrs of marriage, my best move is to clean something unexpectedly.
Once again, I`m a distant runner-up for TIME magazine`s `Person Of The Year`. I`m beginning to think it`s rigged...
I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
Thanks, resealable packaging, but I think we both know that won`t be necessary.
One square left on the toilet roll and no extras in the cupboard. Well played, honey. Well played.
Therapy has taught me that it is all your fault.
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I`ve reached the age where happy hour is a nap.
Don`t let this historic Cubs World Series win distract you from the fact that Donkey never made Shrek those waffles he promised to make.
I was standing in front of the mirror eariler, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.