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1. You’re not really living if you don’t have an arch-nemesis.
   
2. Life would be so much better if there were piñatas strategically placed throughout my day.
   
3. Why don`t we ever hear anyone bragging about their Allstate safe driving bonus checks?
   
4. I`m not saying not to trust the Internet, but there is an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I`ve won and the number of iPads I own.
   
5. sorry but your password must contain an "uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, and the blood of a virgin"
   
6. I can`t believe I was late for work tomorrow..
   
7. The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I`m done picking my nose, I`m gonna smile and wave.
   
8. I didn`t get drunk enough last night, I can still remember working.
   
9. My wife’s cooking brings a whole new meaning to.. eat sh!t and die.
   
10. Today was about as much fun as a warm toilet seat in a public restroom!
    
11. Why do people have to get ready for bed? I’m always ready for bed
    
12. Eating Popcorn: 90% during the trailers. 10% during the movie.
    
13. I never finish anyth...............
    
14. I`m ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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