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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.
  2. I hate it when I buy organic veggies but when I get them home I find out they are regular frosted donuts...
  3. If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
  4. I decided I`m not doing the whole clock-back routine this year. If you need me, I`ll be in the frickin future.
  5. Ah man... i don`t have any notifications... better go check another computer
  6. Just took a "Try Me" sticker off one of the plush toys at Wal-Mart and stuck it on a condom box.
  7. The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
  8. I bought a pair of Meatloaf underwear today. On the front they say `I would do anything for love`. On the back, `But I wont do that!`
  9. The tragedy of Scooby-Doo is that whoever kept supplying criminals with such realistic prosthetic masks was never caught.
  10. Just ONCE I`d like someone to call me "sir" without adding "this is a place of business, please put your pants back on."
  11. The difference between me & normal people is the normal
  12. The grass is always greener where the bodies are buried.
  13. i wasnt that drunk * "bro, you destroyed my mothers garden while screaming F*CK FARMVILLE!"*
  14. In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?




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