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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. My top 5 exercises: -Jumping to conclusions -Flying off the handle -Carrying things too far -Dodging responsibilities -Pushing my luck
  2. President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work." May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
  3. I wasn`t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
  4. I retired from being my brothers keeper when I realised that I was letting in goals that wouldn`t have scored if his post was empty
  5. I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn`t punch them in the head as soon as they got here.
  6. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it´s still on the list.
  7. The funniest thing about this Facebook status is by the time you realize it doesn`t say anything important, it`s to late for you to stop reading it ... sucker
  8. In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
  9. My door bell is a recording of a shotgun being racked.
  10. I just ate 3 whole chickens ... they were hard boiled.
  11. The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
  12. I didn’t say “what?” because I can’t hear you. I was giving you a chance to change what you said.
  13. It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
  14. A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."




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