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1. There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
   
2. I tried to log in on my ipad. Turns out it was an Etch-a-Sketch and I don`t own an ipad. Also, I`m out of vodka.
   
3. That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
   
4. My girlfriend ended up with a broken nose today because she wouldn`t listen to me... I said,"You`re about to walk into a lamppost."
   
5. Coffee is nature’s way of saying “Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!”
   
6. Starbucks announced guns are no longer allowed in their stores. Seems crazy banks didn`t think of this.
   
7. There’s a good reason I’m up this late: because I have to wake up really early.
   
8. If at first you don`t succeed, try drinking a beer while you do it. You`ll be amazed of how much less you care..
   
9. I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon
   
10. The internet...turning cowards into tough guys daily.
    
11. PMS = Prepare to Meet Satan.
    
12. My dream job would be the Karma delivery service.
    
13. The parents with the ugliest babies take and post the most pictures.
    
14. if your morning beverage isn`t half booze/half coffee, you`re doing Saturday wrong.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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