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Thursday January 16, 2025



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  1. People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
  2. Some days your the bug; some days your the windshield.
  3. My new home security sign : "EBOLA QUARANTINE" - Deters salesman, thieves, and neighbors.
  4. The United States is probably the only country in the world where people need energy drinks to sit in front of a computer all day.
  5. I knew the Psychic was no good the moment she accepted my check
  6. likes to end all my phone calls with "Ok, I`ll see you later on at the party!" and then quickly hang up. Let them figure it out.
  7. A good lawyer knows the law ... A great lawyer knows the judge.
  8. How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout “Heroes in a half shell.” 3) When a girl yells back “Turtle Power,” marry her.
  9. Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
  10. There’s no worse feeling than realizing your wife has fallen asleep & you’ve spent the last 20 minutes watching Real Housewives by yourself.
  11. There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
  12. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
  13. I`m out like a fat kid playing dodge ball..
  14. Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail.