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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Love is like Wi-Fi, you can`t see it, but you know when you`ve lost it.
  2. that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
  3. I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone
  4. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
  5. So what the grass is greener on the other side of the fence. Their house paint is peeling.
  6. "Size DOES matter", I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos.
  7. "Just so you know, you`re coming home with me tonight." I whisper to all the leftover food on the table from our dinner date.
  8. Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
  9. Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
  10. Life Tip: Get a birthday card with anything you are embarrassed to buy.
  11. Warning: forgetting what pocket your keys are in may result in the Macarena.
  12. My closet is like 15 shirts I plan to fit into again and 1 shirt I wear every day.
  13. Pretty much the most frightening part of my day is when I get a notification that my mother has tagged me in a post on Facebook.
  14. Stop leaving me messages. If I ever wanted to talk to you again, I wouldn’t have borrowed all that money.




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