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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I’m proud of anyone who has quit doing drugs and alcohol, I don’t want to hang out with you now… but I’m still very proud…
  2. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don`t come to work
  3. I need an app that shows oncoming traffic on my touchscreen while I`m driving
  4. Based on the condition of my hair in the morning, I`d say there`s a 100% chance my hair has more fun than I do when I sleep.
  5. I really like it when women check me out, they seem to be able to work the register a lot better than men.
  6. wants to come back as a bird after I die.... just so i can sh!t on the people who piss me off.
  7. Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
  8. I got passed by a Prius on the Interstate and now I’m legally required to pee sitting down.
  9. Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
  10. I don`t know why I think I could survive the Zombie Apocalypse, I cant even handle the puff of air at the eye doctor.
  11. dont love..dont hurt...keep doing flirt..:)
  12. Sir, no food allowed in the dressing rooms.` ... what, am I supposed to just guess the pop tart capacity of these cargo shorts before I buy?
  13. They say you are what you eat. I don`t remember eating a sexy beast this morning...
  14. Sometimes I drive between lanes and pretend my car is Pacman gobbling up the dashed lines.




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