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1. I know I have a long way to go but look at how far I`ve come.
   
2. “I went to Jared” I whispered as she slowly opened the velvety box of Subway coupons.
   
3. For a minute there, I thought I had just wasted 60 seconds...
   
4. It`s weird how Dora is multilingual at 4 but can`t find the banana tree behind her...
   
5. Judging by all the cracking and popping noises my body makes when I work out, I`d say I`m about 74% Rice Krispies.
   
6. With Halo 4, Black Ops II and Assasins Creed III, I think November might register the lowest teen pregnancy rates in a long time!
   
7. "Polar bears can`t jump." - Black bears
   
8. Just found out my daughter`s super power is repeating what I`ve said about others as soon as she meets them.
   
9. I make a great second impression.
   
10. Life is simple. Eat. Sleep. Update Facebook status.
    
11. Sometimes after many years of marriage, you just look at your wife and wonder how she stayed with you this long without you killing her.
    
12. 80% of my status updates are BS, 15% are bologna and 5% are 100% straight from the heart.
    
13. I always found it a little counter productive when the teacher would say "Don`t get smart with me!"
    
14. Building the city on rock and roll was probably the wrong move from an engineering perspective.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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