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1. So many rules; so little time to break them.
   
2. Never judge a whiskey by its drinker.
   
3. If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
   
4. this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
   
5. I`m so broke that I can`t even pay attention!
   
6. If you don`t put your leftovers in Tupperware for like at least two weeks before throwing it in the trash... you`re doing it wrong.
   
7. I don`t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.
   
8. Thought for the day : Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
   
9. You`ll never see me on Hoarders because I can`t afford that much sh!t.
   
10. If anybody out there happens to have my voodoo doll, can u please scratch my balls. I happe to be in a public place at the moment.
    
11. If I didn`t drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
    
12. Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
    
13. I see dead people. Well technically they`re stupid people, but give me a few minutes
    
14. It`s acceptable for someone to eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as long as they still go to the gym, right? I`m asking for a friend...
    
    
    
    
    
    

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