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1. I`m not sure what post it was that caused me to lose 2 more Facebook friends today, but if I find out which one it was I will make sure to post it again....
   
2. The first order of business for the 115th Congress: blaming everything on the 114th Congress.
   
3. Today is the day I go back to the gym. Tomorrow is when I stop telling lies.
   
4. only 9530 days until retirement.
   
5. The only thing worse than having a song stuck in your head for an entire day is not knowing the name of the song.
   
6. At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song.
   
7. I think...therefore, I am.....single
   
8. Winter is filled with men trying to figure out the least feminine way to apply chapstick.
   
9. Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 8.
   
10. Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
    
11. I only hug people when I need to wipe my hands off.
    
12. This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
    
13. I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
    
14. I`m convinced girls only want one thing from guys... all of our hoodies. -Bfanch
    
    
    
    
    
    

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