Thursday June 30, 2022

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  1. My fantasy is having two women at once...One Cooking, One Cleaning.
  2. Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
  3. You, my friend, deserve a high-five... that’s four more fingers than I normally give.
  4. I fell off the wagon because I was too drunk to keep my balance
  5. If this cold snowy weather doesn`t clear up soon, I may never get in the mood to take down the Christmas tree-
  6. You have your whole life to be an a$$hole...are you trying to use it all up in one day?
  7. Meant to tell my kid "Good night, I love you," but it came out as "Thank god you go back to school tomorrow because this is bullsh!t"
  8. If God is a woman then how do you explain: 1) Spiders 2) Shoes you can`t afford 3) Periods 4) Men
  9. I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
  10. A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
  11. You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!
  12. My wife says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
  13. Nice try, self-checkout lane. There`s not even any mirrors.
  14. If I ever get to an age where the music from the ice cream truck doesn`t make me excited, pull the plug.