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Tuesday February 18, 2025



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. My coworkers should be less concerned about my job performance and just be happy I remember to wear pants each day.
  2. Just for fun, next time you see a snooty, rich woman at the grocery store, ask her if she works there.
  3. I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become
  4. I`m constantly bombarded with requests to check out `Candy Crush`… well I`ve spent hours searching the porn networks… I can`t bloody find her!
  5. Dear neighbor mowing your yard this morning, I found my bagpipes for tonight.
  6. If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I’d spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.
  7. I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
  8. Old is when you start thinking about the things you used to do more than the things you’re going to do.
  9. A word to the wise ain`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice!
  10. My mind says go to the gym but my heart says food.
  11. Porn is the only type of entertainment where "not watching the whole thing" means it was good.
  12. Vaginas are like the weather. When it`s wet, it`s time to go inside.
  13. If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
  14. If your parachute doesn`t deploy, you have the rest of your life to fix it.