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Sunday March 03, 2024



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. Sometimes I’ll catch my reflection in a mirror and I’ll be like, “oh no, that can’t be right.”
  2. What does it mean if the Holy Water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)
  3. Is it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it`s ok you`re in the right place :)"
  4. Santa must be the bravest man around. Who else would let a bunch of deer pull them around in a sleigh during hunting season?
  5. Hey.. The tequila I drank wants to tell you a secret.
  6. The best part about a vacation to England is that my wife won`t need to adjust her driving.
  7. so far so good.... no unexpected father`s day cards or presents!
  8. If you ever get caught sleeping during work, just slowly raise your hand and say "In Jesus name I pray, Amen."
  9. “I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others”- The phrase that started Facebook.
  10. The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
  11. Top three reasons he doesn`t text you back: 1. He`s just not that into you 2. He`s imaginary 3. He`s a cat
  12. Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to "unstable".
  13. DOCTORS WRITING: "?? ?? ??." HOW I SEE IT: "?????." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Aspirin."
  14. A man asks a trainer in a gym - "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?" Trainer replies - "use the ATM"