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1. People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
   
2. There is a big difference between a guy and a girl saying "I went through an entire box of tissues during that movie."
   
3. I know this will probably piss off a bunch of people I know, but what makes someone good at fishing?!? Seriously, all you did was wait longer.
   
4. sometimes when i`m lonely i`ll fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend that i`m a meatball
   
5. I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
   
6. Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
   
7. If I`ve learned anything from Facebook, it`s that you shouldn`t be learning on Facebook.
   
8. If the Internet was never invented... what would we all be doing now?
   
9. Sorry I`m late. I had five cups of coffee and became convinced I could probably bend a fork with my mind, so I had to give it an honest try.
   
10. feels guilty for not spending more time with my kids. I should really get them a Facebook account.
    
11. Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
    
12. If at first you don`t succeed, you`ll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn`t succeed either.
    
13. Did you know dryer sheets double as toilet paper and leave your a$$ smelling like meadows and rain drops?
    
14. roses are red,violets are blue,god made me beautiful, what happen to you..
    
    
    
    
    
    

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