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Saturday June 15, 2024



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  1. There are 2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I`m sober. Sober people, when I`m drunk.
  2. Remember when double entry was an accounting term?
  3. Whenever I lock a car up I always press the button twice in a row to let all nearby thieves know that I mean business.
  4. I`m constantly bombarded with requests to check out `Candy Crush`… well I`ve spent hours searching the porn networks… I can`t bloody find her!
  5. I did 10 minutes of cardio this morning. I was still drunk from last night, and I was trying to tie my shoes but whatever.
  6. Having a toddler is like harboring a bipolar, schizophrenic, incontinent, adorable, tiny dictator.
  7. Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
  8. I hope all your dreams come true, especially that one where you`re being chased by a giant spider.
  9. The hardest part about going through a divorce is finding a hitman you can trust.
  10. In an effort to explain marriage to my son I put Dora the Explorer on in Spanish and told him to figure it out or he sleeps on the couch.
  11. I need to find new reward systems besides beer and chocolate.
  12. Some people are just pure evil...I should know because I`m one of them.
  13. Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.
  14. I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo.