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I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
"I woke up with morning wood. She woke up with morning wouldn`t."
It`s so cold out, I just seen a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart...
They say when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love, after marriage, it is self-defense.
Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
Is it weird to get naked during a massage? At what point can I ask the masseuse to put his pants back on?
If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I`m cute, I would have 1 dollar ... thanks mom.
just watched my first full episode of jersey shore... #ashamed of new entertainment
Apparently my socks never remember “The Buddy System” whenever I wash them.
A Relationship is like poker, if you don`t have a partner you better have a good hand.
I`ll see your fun outdoor activity and raise you a nap.
According to the police, public masturbation is not considered a "street performance". Even if you have a hat on the ground on front of you.
If you watched the story of my life backwards, you`d see an incredibly inspirational story about hair growth, weight loss, and vastly improved athletic ability.