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1. Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don’t wear any.
   
2. A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When i quized him on it, he reckoned he could stop aaaany time . . . .
   
3. I`m going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don`t understand the meaning of Final.
   
4. FYI: Push-up bras don`t actually help you do more push-ups :(
   
5. Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
   
6. I like my women how I like my straws …. Bendy and full of liquor.
   
7. Today is Valentine’s Day or as I call it… Tuesday.
   
8. The hour that we lose this weekend is the one that I was planning on going to the gym.
   
9. The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn`t amused when I said, "I don`t think it`s working"
   
10. How does one get suspended with full pay and benefits? Asking for a friend who is actually me.
    
11. Trust me, I am a liar.
    
12. Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
    
13. MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
    
14. I don’t think my inner child is ever moving out.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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