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1. The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe.
   
2. Why do TV shows say "May contain nudity"? It either does or doesn`t. Don`t make me watch the entire thing and find out the hard way it doesn`t....
   
3. I`m only 2 girls short of a threesome.
   
4. Marriage, because sometimes ruining a person`s life takes serious commitment.
   
5. Judge me if you will, just keep the verdict to yourself.
   
6. Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
   
7. On a scale of 1 to "Get out you`re fired" where does napping at work rank?
   
8. When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
   
9. I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
   
10. To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon
    
11. I took a nude photo of myself ... With the light off ... You`re welcome.
    
12. You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
    
13. Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce? Well, I`m guessing it`s because the other fifty percent can`t afford lawyers.
    
14. Going to make pizza for dinner!! Ingredients Required: Phone, Menu & Credit Card.. Ohhh I can smell it cooking already!! ;)
    
    
    
    
    
    

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