Saturday September 30, 2023

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  1. I judge how safe an area is by the number of lit letters on the Waffle House sign.
  2. Long story short, I love summaries.
  3. my cross-eyed girlfriend left me today. She was seeing someone else.
  4. You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
  5. Perhaps we should hold elections on the last Friday of November, with polling stations at Walmart, Target and Apple
  6. Facebook is like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there`s anything good in it
  7. Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party.
  8. Girl says to her Blonde friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blonde replies: OMG you SLUT! How many is a Brazilian??
  9. A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun..
  10. I`m no different than any other bachelor. I put my pants on one leg at a time and clean the house once every new girlfriend.
  11. Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
  12. Love means never having to say you’re sorry until you`ve thought up a good excuse.
  13. I decided to make a bucket list for when I kick the bucket. Number 1: Wear shoes! Ever tried kicking a metal bucket without shoes?
  14. I love strapping my kids into their car seats. It’s the closest I can legally come to putting them in straitjackets.