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Tuesday January 31, 2023



Daily Silly Status is your home to over 25,000 silly facebook statuses!

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  1. Welcome to my Facebook wall. Straight jackets are on your left, meds are on the table, and if you hurry, you can still get a seat in group therapy . . . have fun!
  2. It hurts when you goto unfriend someone only to discover they beat you to it
  3. Please rephrase your question in the form of a compliment.
  4. I’m an only child, and I’m still not the favorite.
  5. I will always love you, even if I have to from no closer than 300 feet.
  6. I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny and thin. It`s a public service really.
  7. Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on some one elses saved game
  8. The hay in baby Jesus`s manger came from Christian Bales.
  9. Covers on, too hot. Covers off, too cold. One foot out would prolly be ok, but I don’t wanna be dragged from bed paranormal activity style.
  10. I enjoy short walks to the fridge
  11. If I didn`t drink, how would everyone know how much I love them at 2am?
  12. Nice try blocked number, but I don`t even answer my phone when I know who`s calling.
  13. A sheep spends it`s entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the Shepherd.
  14. If you`re going to stalk me at least notice when I`m running low on toilet paper & change the roll.