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1. You cant ask "What do you mean by that?" without sounding pissed off
   
2. Not sure how coffee got its own table in the living room, but kudos.
   
3. Beer is good, but beers are better.
   
4. When someone says “you’re the best,” just know that it’s not really true because I’m the best.
   
5. Sometimes to much to drink is never enough
   
6. Maybe Mondays are not that bad. Maybe its your job that sucks balls.
   
7. What if 11:11 actually works but there`s one person in this world that`s wishing for everyone`s wishes to not come true?
   
8. I can`t wait to be rich so I can price things from high to low instead of low to high when shopping online.
   
9. Unless your kid`s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
   
10. drinking while working out...it`s called Bacardio
    
11. Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
    
12. A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
    
13. I saw a comedian one time who did nothing but make geography puns. talk abbottabad act.
    
14. Dear autocorrect: at no point have I ever meant “ducking.”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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