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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Was the little pig who decided to built his house out of straw some sort of f***ing idiot?
  2. Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?
  3. I am not acting childish and you`re just a big doody-head.
  4. Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
  5. Protip: Never look up from your breakfast if you hear the words "gruesome discovery" coming from your TV on the morning news.
  6. "Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
  7. Shout out to the guy behind me flashing red & blue lights.
  8. Sometimes bigger is just heavier
  9. Remember, you can always run from your problems. Unless your problem is a Cheetah.....then you`re screwed!
  10. My mother always used to think that my friends were bad influences. ..I wonder if she`s figured out yet that I was the one coming up with all the ideas? ;)
  11. Car commercials make driving around in empty parking structures look fun and normal and not suspicious or kidnappy.
  12. Wanted a nap but had trouble getting to sleep. So I put on Seeking a Friend for the End of the World. Now 13 hours later, I`m well rested.
  13. Volleyball = A more intense version of don`t let the balloon hit the floor.
  14. If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$.




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