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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. Helpful Tip: A ceiling fan won`t cut a bagel in half ... Not even on top speed
  2. Apparently, starting an impromptu game of leap frog with somebody bending over to tie their shoe is considered rude. Church is boring.
  3. “I promise”, “I am sorry”, and “I love you” all have eight letters, but then again, so does “bullshit”.
  4. I hate when I text a girl "I love you" and she`s like "no you don`t." Like bitch, I just fapped to your profile picture, I think I`d know.
  5. Got kicked out of Ziggy`s. " supposably" your not allowed to stand on their scales. Says I broke them. On the brighter side I weigh 135900 grams
  6. "Cannot connect to network. Reset your wireless router." "Umm, okay, but what if my router is in my neighbour`s house? Should I call him?"
  7. I would of never even thought of touching half the things that I`ve touched, if it weren`t for the "Do not touch" signs!
  8. Don`t get me wrong, this Chinese take-out is amazing. But I`ll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice
  9. Why do I get the feeling that a lot of adults nowadays who ask kids "What do you want to be when you grow up?" are just trying to come up with some ideas?
  10. Writing is a great career when people like hearing what you have to say but don`t want to look at you.
  11. Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.
  12. Nicknames are way more fun when people don’t know they have them.
  13. Hey ladies, tired of your man complaining about how long it takes you to get ready? Start blow drying your hair in the nude. I promise no more complaints.
  14. The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I`m married to it.




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