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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.
  2. I have short term memory. I also like to fish. Also, I have short term memory.
  3. Remember years ago when we didn`t have facebook and we had to take pictures of our food and get the film developed at the chemist get all your friends round your house and show them what you have been eating ...the good old days
  4. Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
  5. Rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don`t they?
  6. I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
  7. There are two ways to go about arguing with a woman and neither one works.
  8. Found out the name of my neighbor`s cat. In other news, I now have free internet.
  9. Interviewer: "What did you like best about your last job?" Me: "Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."
  10. "I want to marry a smart, rich, and beautiful woman. But I don`t feel like getting married 3 times." - Hesam Ebrahim
  11. It feels like one of them days..... ya know? When you wanna fart and blame the other person for it!
  12. This morning someone threw Skittles at me and said "Taste the Rainbow", I ran them over with my car and sang,"Nationwide is on your side"
  13. I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
  14. Because it`s the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you`re welcome.




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