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1. I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.
   
2. I like to drink while I clean and that`s how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
   
3. I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
   
4. My phone battery lasts longer than relationships these days
   
5. I hide my vodka in orange juice
   
6. I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
   
7. I bet Waldo`s parents are worried sick.
   
8. I`m not mental, other wise the rubber duckies would have told me by now...
   
9. I gave my cat 7up, now it has 16 lives
   
10. I have never met a woman without wondering what her box of cookie recipes looks like.
    
11. Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there’s an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien.
    
12. I have some jokes about unemployment but they need some work.
    
13. I know you shouldn`t text and drive but I`ve only had 2-3 texts tonight, tops, so I should be okay to drive.
    
14. I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn.....it`s dead yarn now, though.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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