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1. Do you ever wish you were a monkey? Then if you got mad at someone, you could just fling your poo at them. Problem solved.
   
2. I’m starting to think plates are called china because most of them look the same.
   
3. For years I thought hitchhikers were just complimenting my driving.
   
4. My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don`t want myself to know about.
   
5. Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question.
   
6. You`re never too old to throw random sh*t in people`s shopping carts when they aren`t looking.
   
7. I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
   
8. One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers.
   
9. I didn`t mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.
   
10. Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
    
11. 1st woman on the Moon.. Houston we have a problem What? Never mind What`s the problem? Nothing Please tell us? You know what the problem is.
    
12. I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
    
13. I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
    
14. Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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