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1. The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied.
   
2. Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I`ve ever made.
   
3. I`ll be thankful when this thankful month is over.
   
4. Sometimes I feel like giving up...Then I remember I have a lot of motherf*ckers to prove wrong
   
5. I can buy my own sugar. What I need is an insurance daddy.
   
6. The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you`re having a velociraptor.
   
7. Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
   
8. The skeletons in your closet are suggesting that you upgrade to a double wide, walk-in.
   
9. Please pray for the people still playing Farmville on Facebook.
   
10. With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
    
11. If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?
    
12. Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
    
13. Breasts are like model trains. They were originally meant for children but grown men always want to play with them.
    
14. If the cupcake has some green sprinkles on it, it`s a vegetable, right?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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