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1. Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
   
2. There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
   
3. Attention burglars: We may or may not be home. Or maybe we are hunters, waiting for you to get closer for a kill shot
   
4. I love to start my day by getting on Facebook to see who is a whiny little bi!ch today.
   
5. Its funny how your friends change , Meet new people and forget about you . :( But just know i`ll still be in your heart?
   
6. Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
   
7. The really cool thing about being a husband is having your mistakes constantly pointed out.
   
8. Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship`s kitchen.
   
9. I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree ... I think I found my spirit animal.
   
10. I don`t take steroids because I never want to look like I`m capable of helping my friends move.
    
11. I know I`ve had enough to drink when I have to concentrate to blink.
    
12. It’s the people that DON`T talk to themselves that are the crazy ones. At least that’s what I tell myself.
    
13. Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person ... apparently they call that stalking.
    
14. After watching the "Schticky" ad, I am convinced now there are 8 wonders of the world.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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