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Thursday January 16, 2025


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Daily Silly Status has scoured the internet for the most witty statuses, silly statuses and down right funny statuses. We are pleased to now share our findings with you our Daily Silly Status readers. Enjoy our growing collection of over 25,000 silly statuses and share them with your friends and family and help bring a smile, chuckle or laugh others. Remember to check in for daily updates.





  1. If you think this status is funny someone you hate will step on a lego.
  2. I never make stupid mistakes ... only very clever ones
  3. My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
  4. I try to live my life by the saying: “You scratch my back and I’ll let you know when to stop.”
  5. Is it really necessary for the first square of toilet paper to be glued down?
  6. Who cares, WTF, OMG, so inappropriate, HOLY HELL ! Good LORD, not another selfie...WHOA NELLIE, NO, NO, and HELL NO!!! Me before unfriending someone.
  7. What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you are starting back off at your last checkpoint.
  8. My Ex updated her status to "standing on the edge of a cliff" So I "poked" her!
  9. I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
  10. I don`t understand why people want a relationship when there`s pizza.
  11. Anybody else have those FB friends that set up a FB account 4 years ago and posted once or twice and hasn`t been back on since? And you wonder how they can exist without a Life?
  12. We would like to thank everyone that submits statuses to the site. Many get rejected because we don`t think they are funny, or they are unreadable, or they are to inappropriate and offensive.
  13. Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts.
  14. Given enough coffee, I believe I could rule the world.




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