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1. Welcome to Alzheimer`s Club. I see a lot of new faces today.
   
2. If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
   
3. Adding lyrics when you don`t know the words or making words up when you don`t speak the language. ;)
   
4. My friend sent his wedding invitation from Facebook Event. I sent him a gift from Farmville.
   
5. The fox says you need to stop.
   
6. There are now 4 sides to every story. Yours, mine, the truth & the Internets version.
   
7. There are 3 reasons for ”Liking” someone’s Facebook status: 1. I agree. 2. I realise this is about me, so I’m liking it to rub it in your face. 3. I want to bang you.
   
8. Punctuality is a waste of time since no one is ever there to appreciate it.
   
9. Cake and pie can’t compete. If you put candles in a cake it’s birthday cake. Put candles in a pie and someone’s drunk in the kitchen.
   
10. If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really fast
    
11. Relationship status: Private. The only way for it to be.
    
12. All single ladies, stop saying you should just give up and get a cat. If no man wants you, don’t force an innocent cat to live with you.
    
13. October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
    
14. I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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