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1. I did 26 situps this morning. It’s not a lot, but then again, how many times can someone snooze an alarm clock ?
   
2. It`s really ironic that I mostly use my driver`s license to buy stuff that impairs my ability to drive.
   
3. People always get offended when you call their baby ugly, but they never understand that they`ve offended you by showing you an ugly baby.
   
4. Today is International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready.
   
5. Today is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day." ... I just made it up. Tell the others.
   
6. You had me at, "we`ll make it look like an accident."
   
7. We`re all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.
   
8. Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
   
9. High-five a veteran today.
   
10. Example of the difference between `You`re`and `Your`: 1. "You`re nuts" = "You are nuts" 2. "Your nuts" = "What about my nuts?"
    
11. If owls are so smart, how come they don`t say "Whom"?
    
12. People will believe anything if you whisper it.
    
13. If you don’t like my sense of humor please tell me… so I can laugh at you!
    
14. They say money doesn`t bring you happiness.... I say....neither does being broke....
    
    
    
    
    
    

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