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1. Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.
   
2. Whoever gets the gift from me that has scissors under the wrapping paper, I`m going to need those back.
   
3. It`s actually pretty impressive how many poor decisions I can fit in a day.
   
4. I hate it when you follow your dreams and wind up in a dumpster in the back ally of an IHOP.
   
5. Sometimes I wanna comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don`t wanna have to explain why I`m in your `Random Party Pics 08` album at 4am.
   
6. You say tomato, I say summertime snowball.
   
7. My wife always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
   
8. About to stick a pin in your voodoo doll.... Brace yourself.
   
9. I want the time management skills of people who effortlessly carve out entire hours to be offended by every single thing on the internet.
   
10. Nothing hides your feelings like the backspace key.
    
11. Though we made many advancements in society, sadly, pimpin’ STILL isn’t easy.
    
12. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
    
13. The hardest thing about my juice cleanse is trying to juice Snickers
    
14. If you read my entire Facebook timeline from the beginning, you can witness my descent into madness
    
    
    
    
    
    

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