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1. I`m super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I`m also wearing a cape.
   
2. Boss: Are you on drugs? Me: You and I both know I don`t make enough money to have a drug problem
   
3. Sh!t`s spiraling out of control and I`m all like "wheeeee."
   
4. You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn`t come back, what you`ve lost is a regular pigeon.
   
5. When you put ‘aspiring’ in front of your chosen profession. What I hear is: I’m unemployed.
   
6. Grey Goose and Red Bull, because two sets of wings is better than one.
   
7. Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with.
   
8. I like to keep bartenders on their toes by making up drinks on the spot. "Yeah, I`ll take a Dirty Hammock."
   
9. Pregreening - creeping forward while waiting for a red light to change.
   
10. Eleventeen percent of the population makes up words.
    
11. A gay man is just one colonoscopy away from foreplay
    
12. Gently placing your finger on someone’s lips and saying, “Shh, not another word,” is super romantic but cops don’t seem to think so.
    
13. I really would love to see two mimes arguing
    
14. Just got done putting up all the garage sale signs. Hope the neighbor appreciates how much work I put into their surprise garage sale.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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