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1. When I was little we didn`t have emojis. We had to put smiley face stickers on handwritten letters like a bunch of savages.
   
2. The loudest possible way to open a bag of chips is to try and do it quietly.
   
3. You guys know that there are things higher than kites, right?
   
4. That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to Bounce of 3 walls, Knock over a lamp and kill a cat.
   
5. Sometimes it’s funnier when you DON’T add “lol” at the end. lol
   
6. "Try to score a goal. Don`t use your hands. See you afterwards." - Soccer coaches
   
7. I`m going to go take a hot shower, it`s like a normal shower but with me in it
   
8. If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there`s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
   
9. My New Years resolution is to be more assertive if that`s okay with you guys?
   
10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
    
11. You might call it ‘whipped.’ I call it `guy who’s getting laid.’
    
12. It`s funny how my car drives slower on the way to work, than when I`m on my way home.
    
13. Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
    
14. That sound you hear when you already closed the cupboard & hear something fall -yeah, that’s the sound of someone else’s problem.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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