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1. If I meet you for a date and you don`t look anything like your pic, you`re buying drinks for me until you do.
   
2. Relax,,, We`re all crazy.. It`s not a competition.
   
3. I don’t know if I have a stalker, but if I do, could you drop off some milk. Thanks.
   
4. I swear, watching people at a 4-way stop sign is like watching `Night at the Roxbury.` "Him? Me? Oh Me? Me or Him?"
   
5. I`m on a pepperoni pizza cleanse.
   
6. I just realized that the only time I`m good at dancing is when I`m about to pee my pants
   
7. If these people don’t start giving better advice, I’m no longer going to allow them in my head.
   
8. I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
   
9. If you were born after 1990, you will never know the frustration of having to rewind your parents porn tapes to the exact same spot...
   
10. A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.
    
11. Celebrities on drugs, politicians having affairs, aliens living mail boxes....I love standing in the check out line, its better than the library....and it has food.
    
12. You know you`re an alcoholic when the only Holiday cards that you get are from your neighborhood pubs.
    
13. I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
    
14. Ways to Win my Heart: Buy me Beer Bring me Beer Be Beer.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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