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1. I bet Waldo’s parents are worried sick.
   
2. I told the monster in my closet that coming out of of there would make him gay, haha problem solved ....
   
3. I’m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
   
4. My imaginary friend is bullying me.
   
5. Tonight, I`m bringing Sexy back! I just hope I don`t need a receipt...
   
6. My wife gives me sound advice. 99% sound. 1% advice.
   
7. If you`re camping and you have WiFi, you`re not camping.
   
8. You know what`s the best part about waking up early? Nothing, it sucks!
   
9. If someone doesn`t return your texts, relax and remember they`re probably just busy not liking you.
   
10. I`m not sure who`s more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror.
    
11. Nothing says lazy like laying on the couch making today`s responsibilities tomorrow`s problem.
    
12. Waved to my ex today, next time I might use all my fingers
    
13. Whenever someone says “I’m not book smart, but I’m street smart”, all I hear is “I know where you can buy drugs"
    
14. You’d think the chances of putting in a USB drive wrongside-up would be 50-50, but nope, 90-10.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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