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1. Give Me A Minute While I Pretend To Care!
   
2. Does this green St Patrick`s Day beer count as a vegetable.
   
3. I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
   
4. Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
   
5. Sometimes I wish that I could put my wife on airplane mode.
   
6. Not to brag, but I don’t need to smoke pot to get the munchies.
   
7. My favorite sexual position is pretty much any of them. I`m just glad to be involved.
   
8. It`s all sh*ts and giggles till somebody giggles and sh*ts
   
9. Being with you is like listening to golf on the radio.
   
10. ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
    
11. I wasn`t going to get so many groceries, but there was a new girl working today and she took my check.
    
12. Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can`t use it.
    
13. What sucks about those little hotel shampoo bottles is there`s no room for the directions so you kind of have to wing it.
    
14. "Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-
    
    
    
    
    
    

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