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1. I`m sure the fellow below don`t have big feet :(
   
2. Billy Ray Cyrus made a million dollars at a playgirl photo shoot. He just started taking his clothes off and they paid him to put them back on.
   
3. If you knew what I considered to be my "best behavior" it`s doubtful you`d advise me to be "on it".
   
4. I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.
   
5. Next time a stranger talks to me when I`m alone, I will look at them shocked and whisper quietly...."You can see me???"
   
6. I’ve never had angry sex. I’m always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening.
   
7. You don’t realize how many people you hate until you have to name a baby or a dog...
   
8. You know you`re a bad driver when Siri tells you "after 400 feet stop and let me out"
   
9. This jar of peanut butter says "may contain nuts" on it. Remember when survival of the fittest was a thing? Good times.
   
10. A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
    
11. I`m 84% less productive in a swivel chair.
    
12. The problem in general terms is that people suck.
    
13. She heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100 problems.
    
14. Wow comma I just realized if I tap the microphone on my keyboard I don`t have to type out my statuses anymore exclamation point
    
    
    
    
    
    

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