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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I always get hammered before I go jogging, that way I never go jogging.
  2. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it. I am totally fleible.
  3. How ignorant do I have to be before I start experiencing bliss?
  4. Wtf? I was always told to treat people the way I want to be treated.. Stupid sexual harassment charges pending.
  5. WEB MD should have a simple answer like “Calm down-you probably just ate too many cookies!”
  6. If I randomly burst out in laughter, it`s usually `cause I just told myself a joke I`d never heard before :)
  7. As your best friend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you are getting hit on by an ulgy ass hole in a bar.
  8. I don`t like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really? You think someone else might want one?
  9. What if "I`m coming out with a new scent" was just a way for famous people to warn others that they were about to fart?
  10. Life advice: Enjoy the f*ck out of it. It`s that simple.
  11. Job interview tip: repeatedly ask if you`re under oath
  12. I hate laundry, dishes, sweeping, mopping, dusting, fixing and fetching. The only logical conclusion is that I am descended from royalty.
  13. Lies I`ll never stop telling: 1. I`d never put you in a home, mom. 2. It`s 6 inches long. 3. I have no idea how the PC got a virus.
  14. Dropped my son off for his first day of kindergarten today. Does anybody know what age you`re supposed to pick them up?




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