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1. I bought a $300 dollar tent so I can camp outside Best Buy for 3 days to save $20 on a TV.
   
2. Exercise? More like extra fries.
   
3. I appreciate your help, but no thanks, I can f*ck up my life on my own.
   
4. People tend to get angry when you treat them the same way they treat you.
   
5. why do wise people never make wisecracks?
   
6. Aren`t they Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles now?
   
7. I am the undefeated champion of this”smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don’t-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day” game.
   
8. Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
   
9. Sometimes I think I`m pretty cool but then I remember plants can eat sun and poop out air.
   
10. According to my current parking spot, I`m Chief of Police.
    
11. Whenever you hear the phrase "Oh no he didn`t" you can rest assured that he did.
    
12. Whenever a stranger asks our baby’s name, I always say he hasn’t told us yet.
    
13. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy that just wanted to check out a girl’s butt.
    
14. All I need right now is a hug ... And five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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