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1. How do I tell my boss I don`t want to do work anymore but still want money.
   
2. That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
   
3. Instead of cars warning us of stupid things, like the door is open, it should tell us useful things, like there`s a cop hiding in the bushes
   
4. It`s all fun and games until you find out she`s a psychotic bitch...
   
5. I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
   
6. Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
   
7. If you can`t remember my name, just say `donuts`.... I`ll turn around and look.
   
8. She was rare, like an onion ring in french fries
   
9. What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
   
10. I just told my wife it took her longer to pick a Netflix movie than it took me to pick out her engagement ring and that was a bad analogy.
    
11. I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
    
12. If you see me smiling in public it means I’m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.
    
13. I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
    
14. Whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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