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1. First fart at my new job.
   
2. Why can`t braille just be in the shape of the letters?
   
3. I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day & accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.
   
4. Iron man is a super hero, Iron woman is a command.
   
5. Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
   
6. The problem is I have just enough money to get into trouble but not enough to make bail.
   
7. I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
   
8. My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats.
   
9. After the expiration date on poison, is it more potent or less potent?
   
10. Breaking news: Newt saw his shadow. Six more weeks of campaigning and attack ads.
    
11. Come on Facebook friends. Be honest with me. Does my butt make my pants look fat?
    
12. How strict is the "I licked it, it`s mine" policy? There`s some things I`ve licked that I don`t want.
    
13. Does Holy Crap comes from Holy Cow.?
    
14. How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
    
    
    
    
    
    

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