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1. Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
   
2. Dieting is for the birds. Which is why you hardly ever see a fat bird.
   
3. My age is very inappropriate for my behavior.
   
4. I thought I was on the cash cab show! But turns out I was in a police car and cops hate trivia.
   
5. Guys: Bet a female friend that she can’t touch her bellybutton with both elbows. Enjoy the view.
   
6. Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
   
7. I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
   
8. When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
   
9. I told my wife that I have a sexual satisfaction guarantee policy. If you`re not completely satisfied, we`ll just do it all over again. Guaranteed.
   
10. I don’t love being single but I do love being happy.
    
11. Just think how cold and snowy it would be WITHOUT global warming!
    
12. So who the heck ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
    
13. I`m not saying my ex wasn`t pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture.
    
14. 10 times out of 9, you’ll find me exaggerating about something
    
    
    
    
    
    

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