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1. If a guy runs his fingers through your hair, there is a 33.3% chance you are being used as a napkin.
   
2. People who go jogging, you realise we have cars now, right?
   
3. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.
   
4. Due to inflation, a picture is now only worth 700 words.
   
5. Me: You`ve dimmed the lights already, aren`t we forward? * smiles suggestively * Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen.
   
6. to do list: buy a parrot. teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I`ve been turned into a parrot!"
   
7. Honestly, my biggest fear about becoming a zombie in the apocalypse is all the walking.
   
8. I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen.
   
9. A hot woman telling me about her boyfriend is like setting money on fire in front of a homeless person.
   
10. On the bright side, it’s Friday Eve Eve Eve.
    
11. I`m off to bed. For those of you who wish to add a touch of authenticity to your fantasies, the sheets are pale blue...
    
12. It`s always so awkward ending phone calls with loved ones, I always say "I love you" and they`re like, "thank you for choosing domino`s"
    
13. I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of crazy.
    
14. How come they didn`t call this years game the BUD bowl?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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