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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. I like to play fetch with my cat....which, you know, is just me throwing stuff,,, followed by disappointment.
  2. Coffee...Meet your Maker!
  3. Telling my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
  4. I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
  5. There`s no easy way to steal a watermelon.
  6. Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me....then I realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07
  7. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain realizes what I`m doing.
  8. My kids are always accusing me of having a "favorite child" which is ridiculous because I don`t really like any of them.
  9. When I see a tire swing swaying gently in the breeze, I like to believe its daydreaming about life on the open road.
  10. Today I caught myself thinking of you and smiling... but it was because you had a booger in your nose the last time I saw you.
  11. Batman had the bat signal. If you need to get my attention, hold a Roast Beef Sandwich over a floor lamp and aim it at my apartment.
  12. I told you a million times do not exaggerate!
  13. It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
  14. Good For OJ, he gets to take another stab at life..




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