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1. I wonder what "don`t touch" is in Braille.
   
2. Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.
   
3. I don`t have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites.
   
4. I thought I was having deja vu, but it turns out I do the exact same things every day.
   
5. Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. OK, fine. A mannequin. But she doesn`t talk much and I like that.
   
6. I bet the guy who invented fake dog poo was upset the name "shampoo" was taken
   
7. My girlfriend just accused me of being unfaithful. I told her that is ridiculous and that she is starting to sound like my wife.
   
8. I`m no mathlete, but I CAN tell you that a 6 y/o running at 8 mph chasing an ice cream truck moving at 10 mph flies 7.4 ft if you trip him.
   
9. I couldn`t be on a reality show because I wouldn`t want my mom to see how many times I make the jerk-off motion when we talk on the phone
   
10. why do people with bad teeth always have a smile on there face
    
11. I just took the "What Kind of Asshole are You?" quiz and got "The kind that posts my results on Facebook".
    
12. Next time you`re in a hospital elevator, calmly ask a stranger if they know what floor you should get off at for infectious diseases.
    
13. Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
    
14. I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they`re 18.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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