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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. If anyone tells you that you drink to much on the weekends. Stop talking to them...you don`t need that kind of negativity in your life
  2. MISSED CONNECTION: I gave you the Heimlich maneuver on Maine St. You insisted you weren’t choking and put up a good fight.
  3. The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That`s 15 minutes, right? I`m not reading too much into it?
  4. I think for Halloween I am going to go as Karma. Some of you should be worried.
  5. How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
  6. The person that named the eggplant probably isn’t allowed to name things anymore.
  7. Dear life, I`ve had enough bullsh!t to last a while. Can we take a little break please.
  8. Sometimes Google should just come back with an answer that says, `Trust me, you don`t want to know.`
  9. Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
  10. I learned two important lessons today. I can`t remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
  11. You`re in your 20`s... you don`t have "haters"... you have "adults" that think you are "annoying"
  12. You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching.
  13. pens and pencils are drumsticks and desks and textbooks are drum kits. its a fact.
  14. They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s.




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