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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
  2. If you’re gonna flip out on your Facebook, don’t delete it all the next day. Some of us still want to share your meltdown with our friends.
  3. Relationships are like batteries, they have a positive & a negative side. And you end up whacking your remote instead of changing them.
  4. The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller.
  5. When sliding down the banister of life, always make sure that the end is knob free!
  6. I have this talent of getting tired without doing nothing.
  7. This earthquake was the first time that I`ve ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
  8. There`s this cool trick I do where I post whatever the f*ck I want becasue this is my account, not yours.
  9. It`s Sunday or as I like to call it, "No pants day".
  10. Is it annoying when people answer their own questions? Yes it is. Do I wish they would stop? Absolutely.
  11. According to this BMI chart ... I am to short.
  12. You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
  13. Whoever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard.
  14. That awkward moment when your trapped in the corner of your shower because the hot water ran out.




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