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1. "You`ve got a friend in me." - Cannibals, probably
   
2. Watching someone else play a video game is like watching someone who won`t let you join in while they`re masturbating.
   
3. I’ve thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year’s resolution ... 1024×768.
   
4. April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
   
5. Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet.
   
6. Hey, if it doesn`t work out, we can still be friends. Said no guy ever
   
7. If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail…
   
8. Life is far too short to remove the USB safely.
   
9. She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons.
   
10. Is it just me that finds it disturbing that you can accidentally make a baby but you can`t accidentally make a pizza?
    
11. This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light.
    
12. Sweat pants & Uggs in public says "and I didn`t brush my teeth, either."
    
13. Chickens: The only animals you eat before they`re born AND after they`re dead.
    
14. New documentary movie about white trash .... I only saw the trailer ....
    
    
    
    
    
    

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