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1. I wish I had a dollar for every time I didn`t have a dollar.
   
2. India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday… That’s a heck of a place to put a call center.
   
3. Honk if you are reading this.
   
4. If ignorance is bliss. You must be the happiest person on this planet.
   
5. Someone’s therapist knows all about you.
   
6. The cat seems really pissed off. He must have only had 22 hours sleep.
   
7. Next time one of your friends leave their Facebook open, randomly pick one of their friends and like all 973 of their photos.
   
8. I started to compliment my neighbors on their new wallpaper but then I realized they can`t hear me through binoculars.
   
9. Jogging backwards because I`m trying to gain a little weight
   
10. Dear penis, thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, every man ever.
    
11. I was halfway through a recipe when I read the instruction "Now chill in fridge for at least two hours". I only managed 30 minutes. I was freezing.
    
12. Just sneezed 8 times in a row and saw the entrance to Narnia for a split second.
    
13. Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
    
14. I`m not sarcastic…I`m just intellegent beyond your understanding.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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