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1. SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
   
2. SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake.
   
3. Money can`t buy happiness, but I`d rather cry in a Ferrari.
   
4. My poor neighbour suffered a stroke today...I must remember to close the blinds before getting naked.
   
5. I had been dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone! :O
   
6. I hate it when my fat makes me look fat.
   
7. Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
   
8. You can´t trust dogs to watch your food.
   
9. Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times.
   
10. You know what is cheaper than therapy? ... Admitting you`re batshit crazy and running with it.
    
11. I can tell by your boobs that you`ve never seen a bar tab.
    
12. If turning alcohol into bad decisions ever becomes an Olympic event, I`m bringin` home the Gold! USA! USA!
    
13. All I need to know about you is defined by whether you ask for a cup or a cone when ordering ice cream.
    
14. Crazy to think back before camera phones we all used to sit in front of bathroom mirrors with sketch pads.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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