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Thursday January 16, 2025


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  1. For Valentine`s Day my wife wanted to.... well, you know. It started with her handcuffing me to the bed. And for three solid hours she watched whatever she wanted on television
  2. “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so f*ck off
  3. It’s amazing how little information I need on someone before I decide I don’t like them.
  4. Teaching your dog to fetch a beer is smart. Fetching it from the neighbours house is genius.
  5. That awkward moment when you realize this year is just going to be filled with morons talking about the end of the world the whole time.
  6. wishes life would hand me lemons especially today.. that way I`d have something to throw at the people that are pissing me off
  7. So, when people say "LOLZ", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?
  8. Who wants to do something we will regret in the morning? Anyone?
  9. Know why girls cross their arms when they`re angry? Boobs. Just a little reminder of who`s in charge around here.
  10. If Kutcher went to Sheen and said It`s still your show, this was all a joke and yelled "You got Punked" it would be the greatest prank ever.
  11. Getting my kids to the airport always feels like I`m recreating the first 10 minutes of "Home Alone."
  12. My To-Do list for today is just a bunch of things I wanna eat.
  13. Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
  14. Just tried to put my seatbelt on ... at my desk ... I`m pretty.




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