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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. McDonald’s steps 1) Get really excited about it 2) Eat it 3) Regret eating it 4) Wish you were dead 5) Repeat in a few months
  2. Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrhea!
  3. My friend works at a rubber dog poop factory. He`ll never get rich, but he makes doo.
  4. Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
  5. I like when videogames limit how many things you can hold. "You have 100 items in an invisible bag. Carrying another would be unrealistic"
  6. Every time a clerk asks "Did you find everything you need?" I always answer "No, I couldn`t find a hug"
  7. I mean if men are better at math why do they get the lenght wrong all the time.
  8. just realised SATURDAY has the word TURD in it
  9. Ya .... That Supermoon was OK ..... But I was quite disappointed when I realized it didn`t even have a cape.
  10. I hate it when spiders just sit there acting like they pay rent.
  11. The best things in life can`t be seen or touched....well, at least that`s what the restraining order says.
  12. Pool is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
  13. My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
  14. Printing an expiration date on a bag of Cheetos is just a waste of ink.




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