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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. I wonder if "Sober Me" knows that "Drunk Me" can Breakdance?
  2. Whenever I`m on the phone with someone I like to scream "WAIT DON`T HANG UP" right as they`re hanging up & then not answer when they call back.
  3. If you could have all of Bill Gates` money or world peace, what colour would your Lamborghini be?
  4. Facebook. Where people can express thoughts that otherwise might get them fired, divorced, thrown in a loony bin or all three.
  5. Nipples (noun) - the body`s way of telling you the weather
  6. can be sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, welcoming, loyal, trust-worthy, forgiving, understanding, and giving. But not to today!
  7. The only thing that makes me happy about the launch of a new model cell phone is that I can finally afford the previous model.
  8. If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
  9. Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
  10. No Shirt No Shoes No Service. What about pants?
  11. If a man says you`re ugly, he`s being mean. If a woman says you`re ugly, she`s jealous. If a little kid says you`re ugly, then you`re ugly.
  12. I asked my wife what women really want, she said attentive lovers. Or maybe she said "a tent of lovers." I wasn`t really listening.
  13. If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra.
  14. Before I stalk someone, I follow them around for a while...Cause you know, what if they`re not worth it?




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