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Monday December 23, 2024


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  1. Screw it, I’m starting Friday now.
  2. Today I saw a baby with a bib that said `This dumbass put my cape on backwards.`
  3. The best way to scare a man is to use the urinal stall next to him. This works exceptionally well if you are a woman.
  4. My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
  5. I hate when I go to pump gas only to find out that the little metal "handle hold up thingy" is broken, so I have actually squeeze and hold the handle. I hate it for two reasons: 1) its gross and i just wanna peel my hand skin off like gloves when im done. 2) it makes me realize how lazy I am.
  6. The worst thing about dating is bringing a nice guy home after dinner, only to find your husband home early from work.
  7. I have no problem texting while driving, but I won’t text while going down stairs. That sh!t’s dangerous.
  8. Girl says to her Blonde friend, I slept with a Brazilian man last night. The Blonde replies: OMG you SLUT! How many is a Brazilian??
  9. "If your father asks you to pick up 5 large bags of ice, the best place to put them is in the backyard in direct sun" ~ My son apparently
  10. My "To Do" list today only had one entry: "Nothing". And it took me all day to finish it!
  11. I never fail to win at Rock, Paper, Scissors when I pick up the other person and throw them out the window.
  12. Don`t you just want to write on some people`s Facebook wall "you peaked in High School".?
  13. You don`t have to drink to have fun... Just have fun drinking!
  14. People hate facing the truth. Luckily the truth doesn`t give a sh*t.




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